Patrice Malcolm Oneal (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011), usually credited as "Patrice O'Neal", was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor. I don’t want to hear that.”. I said I got to go. In June 2011, a few months before he suffered the stroke that would eventually claim his life, comedian Patrice O’Neal made one of his last appearances on Opie … He has also performed stand-up at both the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs and … but the man established himself as being painfully honest. Because they’ll be like, “Hey, do you know the name of my countries leader?” I almost want to call bollocks. I cared when James Frey's A Million Little Pieces turned out to be bullshit. Elephant in the Room is one of the funniest stand up comedy DVDs I have ever seen in my life. White, About | Advertise | Privacy Policy | Copyright 2004-2021 Todd Jackson. His commitment to truth is sorta legendary. Don’t tell me that. Now I’m the Pepsi-Cola Rapist because I’m lazy. I'm a thinly disguised SJW who is actually just offended by Patrice's anti-women jokes, and I asked this question as a flimsy pretense to sew the seeds of doubt in his otherwise unimpeachable reputation. Not because I care about the Earth. Who really cares? ... context-free clips of O’Neal’s stand-up. Why are you forcing me to stay on the phone and talk to you about nothing. B. I thought to edit the OP and add, "downvotes, really? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Smoking Gun piece on James Frey's made up criminal record. Transcript for Patrice O'Neal Dead at 41 It is actually saw the skinny this morning's and you may have know this gentleman very funny coming was being -- -- New -- … You eat. Patrice got his first real taste of stand-up at a place called Estelle’s in Boston. Na, I don't care to delve to deep into famous people's lives. This is such an odd thread. Here's a link to the article at the time. Now if I’m on the phone and I say, “Look I got to go.” And you say, “Why you gotta go? Nobody stick you with a dirty needle and give you a 1,000 pounds. Patrice has appeared on “The Late Show with Conan O’Brien” three times and was a regular on the very popular, Comedy Central’s “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn”. ", but frankly I know exactly why that's happening. I actually had tickets to his show. I highly recommend this to anyone who is a fan of real comedy. —E. I'm questioning a bit of a legend. He didn't go to juvi but to jail with other adults according to the story, but this is still a good point I should research. Thanks, An accusation wouldn't appear on a criminal record, though, He was convicted, did a couple of months in prison, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. And you’ll be like, “No.” Equate how you feel about your vagina to how we feel about our time and our space… I can’t fuck you against your will, you gotta desire to want to fuck me. About Patrice O’Neal in brief. Patrice O’Neal passed away November 29, 2011 due to complications from the stroke he suffered on October 19. See the 25 Funniest Comedians I was reading the Smoking Gun piece on James Frey's made up criminal record, and I wondered whether anyone had done a similiar investigation into Patrice's infamous tale of being accused of rape. He died of a stroke resulting from his type 2 diabetes on November 29, 2011, at the age of 41. Patrice did and the following week he went on stage at Estelle’s and brought down the house. Contents 1 Quotes When you get a certain age pussy is not what it was when you was younger… I only fuck so I have a memory to jerk off to later. You are taking something from me. Please help to protect the legacy of Patrice O’Neal by only supporting approved projects and releases. I don’t throw garbage in the street. I’m watching Jerry Springer have a 1,000 pound man on… People in the audience, crying, “Oh my God. I don’t litter. I don’t know when did fat became a disease where people feel bad for you. This is exactly the reason I thought to ask. I don't actually believe that he definitely made everything up, but I think it's possible, and I think it's fair to ask questions. Directed by Linda Mendoza. We don’t know the name of nobody else’s president. Patrice O'Neal was never afraid of controversy. Patrice O'Neal on IMDb: Movies, Tv, Celebrities, and more... Amy Schumer is sticking up for herself. For standup comics, from open micers to theater acts, to ask questions, answer questions, present material, coordinate shows, bitch about the industry, swap horror stories, and assorted bullshittery. RIP Patrice O'Neal. If a story he's famous for hasn't bothered been to be verified, and itturned out he made it up, that would be a big deal and discredit his reputation for honesty. No means no, bitch. Because we’re arrogant. Patrice O’Neal on Littering. The only way you could possibly look up his criminal record is if he was tried as an adult and did time in the joint. This beloved comedian passed away at the age of 41, following complications that arose from a … I don’t throw garbage in the street. WTF? But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprints on the can. The Trainwreck star denied allegations of joke theft after a video was released comparing her material to other comedians' gags. What I do know is that he speaks about it candidly on WTF, there's an oral history of his thoughts on the matter that have been repeated by comics that knew him, and he did get turned away at the Canadian border on his way to Just for Laughs. Patrice O'Neal Stand-Up 08/05/98 Patrice O’Neal jokes about delays on the train, race relations and TV shows about overweight people. Patrice O'Neal himself says he is most proud of this DVD because it is the most real of his work available. Stand up comedian Patrice O'Neal stars in this 30 minute special on Comedy Central. (Bush) They know him. I don't have any reason to doubt him other than the sneaking suspicion that it all sounds a bit made up. Actor/Comedian Patrice Oneal performs stand-up in this comedy special ), but the man established himself as being painfully honest, and there is no logical reason to suddenly doubt that with regards to that particular story. In June 2011, a few months before he suffered the stroke that would eventually claim his life, comedian Patrice O’Neal made one of his last appearances on Opie … O'Neal began his comedy career in Boston, Massachusetts where he had lived from the age of one. LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Stand-up comedian Patrice O’Neal died on Tuesday at the age of 41 following a stroke last month, his agent said. RIP, Patrice O'Neal. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” What happened?” He ate. “No. Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O’Neal was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio host. So it's best to move on. It's nothing definitive but still interesting. “Well, his name..” Yes, basically. As well as on-screen projects, O'Neal worked on radio and continued as a stand-up in clubs and theaters. I don't see the parallels, because it isn't as if Patrice benefited by selling that history as a product. He was heckling a comic, and the comic suggested maybe Patrice thought he could do better. Air Date: August 5, 1998 Are you suggesting that maybe Patrice's past legal troubles were invented by him, the way James Frey's was? With Patrice O'Neal. After this, various jobs followed including a sausage cart vendor at a train station, flower seller and popcorn seller at the Boston Garden Arena. In 2005, he taped his own episode of One Night Stand (2005) and in 2011 he had his own Comedy Central special, 'Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room'. Schumer, 34, vehemently refuted the claims on Twitter Wednesday, and also defended herself during an appearance on the Jim Norton Advice Show on Sirius Xm's Opie Radio. I'm a fan of his, and I don't mean to stir trouble through doubt, but I would like to know if anyone looked up the criminal records and attempted to independently verify his story. Read the sticky post for details on what you can post on this sub. Here’s how to make your man like you and desire what you want, which is love. He was known for his conversational style, deconstructive analysis, and often confrontational point of view in his stand-ups. I'm failing to understand what this has to do with standup comedy. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. He said he was 16 when this all happened ie a minor. Patrice O'Neal, Actor: 25th Hour. He got turned away at the Canadian border when he was doing Montreal one year so I think it's true. 1.5K likes. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprints on the can. You don’t catch 1,000 pounds. If I fuck you against your will, that’s rape. Not because I care about the Earth. O'Neal was born in New York in 1969, but moved to Boston when he was just 1 year old. I admit that this is merely a gut feeling, and I agree that if it turned out he was exaggerating the story it would not be nearly as damning as what happened to James Frey. In 2011, O’Neal released his first one-hour stand-up special Elephant in the Room on Comedy Central. There are also lots of extras added onto this. But why they hate us because we don’t know and we don’t care. He was 41 and lived in New Jersey. I don’t litter. He’s a 1,000 pounds. Are you suggesting that maybe Patrice's past legal troubles were invented by him, the way James Frey's was? They hate us in other countries. Juvenile records are closed and confidential at the court's discretion - how do you not know this? Ya know? And sure, it's all talk and I haven't looked up his record (because why would I? Patrice Malcolm O'Neal (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio host. I was reading the Smoking Gun piece on James Frey's made up criminal record, and I wondered whether anyone had done a similiar investigation into Patrice's infamous tale of being accused of rape.. “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. I didn't know about that. Shit, that came off sanctimonious as hell, but you get where I'm coming from. He was educated at West Roxbury High School and went on to attend Northeastern University, both in Boston. Patrice O'Neil hasn't built a career on his criminal record like Frey has on his invented one, but I'd still like to know if the points of his rape accusation story that can be verified have been verified. Influence the rankings by playing Who's Funnier. Other countries know G.W. I'm a fan of his, and I don't mean to stir trouble through doubt, but I would like to know if anyone looked up the criminal records and attempted to independently verify his story. Patrice O’Neal, a stand-up comedian who boisterously took on controversial topics like race, AIDS and his own struggle with diabetes, died on Tuesday. I want to talk to you some more.” You are raping my time. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. You can't look up the criminal records of a minor. Patrice O'Neal Stand-Up Act by Hilton Hater at November 29, 2011 8:40 am. 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